June 3, 2012

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

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June 2, 2012

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June 2, 2012
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
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June 2, 2012
"It’s cliché, but honestly, the book/series that had the most profound effect on me was Harry Potter. I feel like I grew up with those characters (I was the same age as Harry, Ron, and Hermione as I read them). They were really who and what I needed during those times, who and what we ALL needed. Some of my happiest memories are going to those mid-night release parties. In many ways I think JK Rowling gave our generation a childhood."

— Chris Colfer, on books that inspire him [X] (via chatterboxrose)

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June 1, 2012

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June 1, 2012

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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May 31, 2012
I have a theory that I’m Don and Kyra’s child…

From The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl….
Really though. I have her skin and humor and style, and a few other physical attributes. I have his intelligence, ambition, and views on people. That whole being bullied in a small town and wanting to get out with your brains? I did that before it was cool… :P

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May 31, 2012

Vincent Van Gogh: Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is, in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue and blowing through the blues and blackness the winds swirling through the air and then shining, burning, bursting through… the stars! And you see how they roar their light. Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.
The Doctor: I’ve seen many things, my friend. But you’re right. Nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see.

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May 31, 2012

mawiekatherine:

this.

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May 31, 2012
just-keep-swimmingswimming: The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

just-keep-swimmingswimming:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

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